The Constance Zimmer character?

Yes, I assumed an actual shark attack is worse than a fictional shark attack. Thank you for your clarification, though.

The same thing happened to Tom Berenger when he took Erika Eleniak's life jacket in Chasers. Real left turn there.

Gantner was no Billy Spiers.

You probably didn't think, "Why haven't I seen a charcoal commercial lately?"

This may be hard for him, but he can't just throw Nancy Travis in a fire over it.

Yeah, but he's a live 20-1 shot because no one wants to say it at the betting window.

Mainly, I'm hoping a spider won't bite me when I rummage for the tabletop.

Well, I'm not asking them.

I always measure the impact of matters like this by how often I get invited to poker games, the only true policy barometer.

About like four different parts of that.

Like the Redskins in a playoff game.

I'm glad I'm that guy before the ellipsis. Those poor ladies on their way to breakfast probably weren't that thrilled, though.

Philadelphia is a terrible name for a band.

At the White Elephant party, nobody wanted to end up with Rubber Dog Anus Monopoly.

Oh ho, this here is a derby bowler hat…

I know who's doing my babyproofing!

No, we're going to get a three episode arc about what a threat Ken is, then he'll be made ambassador of Portugal on a pre-credits background TV to resolve the storyline.

Time is a perilous conceit, indeed.

Everyone became okay with Michael Bolton once it was clear he was self aware.