He told me, you were using the bathroom. Sorry.

Depends on where the minimum wage worker was based; a lot of the policies put in place by the last administration directly benefitted them, which in turn hurt the lower-middle class worker; now, this administration looks likely to enact policies that harm both groups to the benefit of the super rich.

You and Melania both.

No, it was two auto-erotic asphyxiations, but Big Citrus won't let you hear the truth!

How else can you make a centerpiece in these progressive times?

Sad! No energy!

In fairness(?), I'd imagine someone with the profile of Kathy Griffin COULD have sufficiently cocooned herself so as to be unaware of just how strong the vitriol would be. Seems unlikely, though.

Isn't that why she got her stomach pumped?

Because you might use your hard on to stir the devil's coffee!

If Sally Struthers has taught me anything, it's that the money I spend on porn subscriptions would be better served feeding five homeless people for a month… so they'll be fit, and appreciative, and do the porn I want to produce well below market cost.

If I've learned anything from my experiences in Pierre, that's not "lesbian", it's "lesion". South Dakota really got into Crash.

Virgimia is for Lovers

"Dokney Show"

And you still have to specify…

I'd have to filter toggle to get the full effect, anyways.

When you age in the porn industry, you take on the name of your Avon rep.

Lube is INTEGRAL.

"It's not gross, it's scales!"

Now I want to know what happens to Pornhub if I type in Carlton Dance.

Only until her mom walks in, then I'm willing to use the safety release.