WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

I assume he just sits there praying to Republican Jesus for the chance to electrocute gay children.

You’re totally correct, it was her fault as Speaker of the House that she couldn’t get a member of the Senate to fall in line on the public option...........Oh, wait, actually that’s not correct at all since the house and senate are 2 completely different chambers of congress. I think the one you should be blaming for…

Oh good lord....Things increased like medical coverage and a higher minimum wage have always had majority support with the public, stop acting Bernie is some soothsayer that has shown us the light. When his influence is strong enough that some of these actual things into law, then talk to me.

Party affiliation matters when you’re RUNNING TO BE THE LEADER AND FIGUREHEAD OF THE PARTY. I don’t get to be the Pope if I’m not even Catholic and I don’t get to be the director of NASA if I never bothered to show any interest in space travel.

Wait. So Bernie’s age doesn’t matter for him to be President, but something something Nancy Pelosi something something time for new blood, right?

I’ll be impressed with Bernie when he actually joins the party he seeks to lead rather than occasionally using it as an excuse to pump his own ego.

Don’t tell that to the Bernie supporters. They’re convinced beyond any doubt that all the middle Americans who voted for Trump in 2016 were just DYING to vote for a socialist Jew if only stupid Hillary hadn’t ruined the opportunity for them to do so.

You’re right. They have actually accomplished things in their time in government.

Wait.  So Bernie’s age doesn’t matter for him to be President, but something something Nancy Pelosi something something time for new blood, right?  

The nicest thing you can say about Mrs “The hills have eyes” Sanders is that she only enjoys torturing people, not dogs - unlike her sibling. If only that miserable family had stayed in the hills and kept marrying among themselves for a couple more generations...

Rep. Pelosi is turning me on like no woman ever has! Damn!

Did you even bother to read the story? There was evidence, physical evidence: The victim returned to the house and found a friend who took her to Baylor Scott & White Hillcrest Medical Center where she was examined there by a sexual assault nurse examiner who verified the rape, police said.

If you think he’s squeaky clean... never mind I’ll just go laugh about that for several minutes. Google his wife.

Bernie will run. Anything to avoid doing his job as a VT Senator while still collecting a paycheck.

I agree with this.  He should run as a third party candidate.

Bernie Sanders should run for president with whatever party he actually belongs to.

This is costing Ecuador a million dollars a year? I’d say the least expensive option for them going forward is to move the embassy and leave him behind since he's abusing their hospitality.

She’s thinking about where she put her Purell hand sanitizer.

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.