All the extra fabric was used up making that dude’s capris.

Let’s not overlook how both of them tried to ditch the other at the first chance they got. He shoved her into the cop initially and tried to run out the door; she moonwalked right past him being arrested to attempt her Spider-Man gambit. 

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

we have fucking Einstein over here

They’ll be teaching U.S. history in the future? At the rate Republicans are going, all public schools may be replaced with privatized Bible schools.

Nope. It’s nothing even remotely resembling fine. It’s clear now why Kennedy felt he had to resign and flouted historical SCOTUS procedure in order to do it – but arguably he should’ve recused himself from even reviewing Citizens’ United (since his son was potentially under investigation at the same time for…

This makes me sick to my stomach. We had an assault on a newspaper here too this week - thankfully at night, when no one was working there (they drove a car through the entrance and set it on fire).

Not every Republican can have Mitch McConnell’s chiseled jaw.

Tucker Carlson will forever be a clown. I will always remember him for being completely decimated by Jon Stewart. Fourteen years later, this video is still entertaining.

As a woman, thanks to all you stupid fucks who said that Trump and Clinton were “two sides of the same coin,” and voted third party or didn’t bother to vote because in your opinion “democrats have to earn my vote.”

I GUARANTEE you they’ll fill boner pills...’cuz...blessed be the fruit and all that.

I’m sure this pharmacist will happily fill scripts for boner pills, because those are for real medical needs unlike us ladies with our hysterical lady problems.

Also, HOLY SHIT AN ARTICLE ON GAWKER CRITICIZING BERNIE SANDERS

From what I can tell this is not a story of someone “helping” a disabled person but just a story of a deafblind person having a conversation. Gawking at it, especially when you directly compare this to watching a video of cute pandas, is inspiration porn and objectification. Do you realize that disabled people have…

I was unaware that Peter Fonda was paid by the American taxpayer. Thank you for enlightening me!

And?

Especially the people she’s doxxing. She could have just said “a restaurant” asked her to leave, but what’s the fun in that when you can use your daddy and your social media to try and destroy someone. What a surprise from someone who defends stealing children as a just punishment from people who would seek asylum.

Hmmmm. You're right. Okay change of plan.