My favorite Rob Schneider story is that he blamed his retirement from movies on Obama. It was one of those “can’t work in a liberal city, blah blah blah Obama” sorts of excuses.

Nothing good, that’s for sure.

I pre-ordered a case of this series of figures (which in this instance was okay because I wanted all of them anyway), and mine is on the way. Hurry up, UPS!

Shout out to Riley for being a fellow anosmic.

I guess I should play the first one, since it was included as a free download with my PS4.

As a fan of bats in general, I’m getting Moon. #hellagoth

According to the UPS tracking number, my copy of Moon will be arriving today. Yay!

Huh. I saw this on the shelf at Target two days ago. I guess they jumped the gun on the release date. Why don’t they ever do that with stuff I want?

Well, I was on... hiatus? I got GTA V with my PS4 2 years ago, then played through story mode. I started online, then got up to level 30 or so, and stopped playing. Then back in April, I had the random urge to play again, and then I joined a crew and made some friends and have been playing regularly since. All the new…

There is an image of it in the article, it’s the white one on the left. Cheerleader Massacre 3.

It’s my understanding that any face paint options you buy while they are available will continue to be available after the event is over. It is annoying that you have to re-buy them.

The Sanctus is WAY overpriced, but it does look really cool. So of course I bought one. I’m mostly excited for the return of last Halloween’s content (cars, facepaint, etc) that I missed out on because I wasn’t playing when it was originally released.

In addition to a new Metroid game, I would also like a new F-Zero. As long as I’m wishing, a new entry in the Advance Wars series would be most welcome as well.

Hmm, before Hasbro started the six inch line, I collected so many clone troopers. So, so many. So the EE exclusive is pretty tempting. I’ll probably want to pick up Threepio as well, I prefer silver leg over red arm.

Rockets vs Insurgents. It’s a player created mode, so I think the only way to access it is to through an invitation in free roam.

I already have the Skyward Sword Link, so I am definitely getting Zelda. I generally have been wanting a Zelda figure anyway. Is Bandai still making Super Mario figuarts? They should make a Princess Toadstool Peach already.

Valkyries are on sale right now for about 1.5 mil.

I’m mostly glad that I can see what the hidden trophies are now. Saves me a trip to the internet to look it up!

I’ve been sticking with the Zelda themed releases (I have the New 3DS XL that came out after the Majora’s Mask version, with the Triforce and bird thing logo), and this design isn’t making me re-think that.