(And the 2019 Red Sox, lolololol)

And the Astros played the Mariners and Angels. The bottom half of all the AL divisions are garbage right now. 

In fairness, the Twins had a .518 winning percentage against the four other AL playoff teams this year. 

To be fair, if you’re playing the White Sox, Royals, and Tigers 19 times a year, you should win 101 games easily.

‘Boss’ for me is always from a Persian cabbie taking me to LaGuardia.

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

You might be right.  The season’s still three weeks away and already I’m slowing down Harden vids to see if he’s traveling. #fml

I don’t care how talented he is, this guy is unbearable to watch. If it’s not the (as described here on Deadspin) 18 second iso’s then 3-point attempt, it’s this cockamamie nonsense. Ugh, the worst.

Haha so funny, reeling in the trgedy of a country. If I was like you I could replly “At least he made it out of school without being taken down in a shooting” haha. Don’t make fun of other’s tragedies.

just imagine: if you were on an internet-connected device, you could somehow access this information yourself. 

Why did he get the red card? Where is the video link? Why was Bruce Arians dug up from the earth? Who’s the ginger on the back line? What happened on June 29 in 1950? What’s this “football” being played by the feet? Let’s call it soccer. And who is this so-called football’s Abner Doubleday?

If you think that’s a dadbod, you definitely do not live in the Midwest.

like a helicopter.

MLS 0 - 1 Iron Front

We should single out the Timbers for praise here, they selflessly protested the ban by resolving to play like hot garbage at home. 

did you know you can apply what are called “skill points” to “customize” your character in a variety of different ways? you might have missed it

Wow you’re dumb. I was making a point as to how concussions were viewed only a few years ago, even on the high school level, and how barbaric the coaches were.

At least OP is better at making points than you are at getting them.

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’