The odds that he’s bellowed, “Without ‘Dilbert,’ there is no ‘Office Space’!” on more than one occasion are extremely high.

Carmelo was kind of a cranky dick to him, but otherwise I don’t think the Knicks really fucked up too badly (with Lin - they can be blamed heavily for almost everything else). He had a meniscus tear and missed the end of that season just 25 games into “Linsanity,” during which he’d already come back to earth a bit.…

I was thinking that too, but at this time of year it still might be daylight or at least twilight there. Sunset for the nearest town (Healy) is 11:10pm today.

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

I have to say, as a non-Yankee fan, this systematic destruction of Jeter’s carefully crafted public image - largely at his own hands - pleases me greatly.

+1 but -11 Fangraphs range factor

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

I mean, the least Jeter could have done is left those guys a gift basket.

They’re probably just mad because Jeter’s one-night stands got better severance baskets than they did.

Sorry nerds, Marvel is a zombie brand. Shuttled from corporate shell to corporate shell and contract published.

RIP Marvel

I can’t speak for the rest of the nation but the only “influence” PBR has had in the dives in Atlanta is you can get a pitcher for $4. Sorry I wasn’t earning the $12/hour from the steel mill so I didn’t count as working class, whatever that means

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

The Athletic released a statement saying Keri has been indefinitely suspended.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

No, the DRIVER has to do something about this. All steering wheels adjust, and if anyone actually read the manual that comes with your car, it tells you to point the center of the steering wheel at your chest, about 10 inches away. And as a passenger, if you’re below 5 feet, you’re better off in the backseat.

My take? We’ve been in the upside down since the Cubs won the World Series.