He was on the front page of NME getting his ear bitten off at a Clash concert. James Fearnley, the Pogues’ accordionist, recognized him from the picture the first time they met.

The NCAA doesn’t let “student athletes” (a term invented to avoid paying damages in a wrongful death lawsuit) receive money for playing sports, beyond the scholarship, room and board, and as of a few years ago, a cost of living stipend. It definitely doesn’t let kids receive endorsement money. In this case, because…

& J.C. Watts.

She’s been performing it for like a year.

Washington doesn’t have nolo contendere pleas.

It was Matt Thompson and humping, not Adam Reed and dick-grabbing.

Why not surprised?

Buh buh buh

She’s going to the Athletic.

Gary Gilmore would be proud.

Last night, in now-deleted tweets that were preserved by the Bent Musket, Portland Thorns owner Merrit Paulson called fans who suggested that the league pay to operate the team for a year “clueless.” She said the Boston Breakers didn’t have a stadium contract or staff in place for the 2018 season and that the “USSF…

What do you mean? The Niners have been shit since Harbaugh left.

Goddamn it.

Right, excellent Googling, but that’s not what you said in your original comment. Race is a protected class, whether the race in question is black or white; sex is a protected class whether the sex is female or female; orientation is a protected class whether the orientation is gay or straight.

That’s not what “protected classes” means.

The Thorns are not really representative of the NWSL as whole though. Their average attendance is almost as high as the combined average attendance of the next three most popular teams.

Yeah, they were so popular in Seattle they had to move to Kent. Great argument.

Not the team that drafted Murder-Suicide and Pregnant Strangler!

Current Heyman is ass and a worse, less interesting promo than the guy he is a mouthpiece for.

In 20 years, he won’t remember he used to be a god damn millionaire.