I was a theatre major and I just happened to pick up a copy at a bookstore. I realized during my freshman year of college that I had barely read any plays at all and bought a bunch to make up for lost time. It had a picture of Weber and Weiss on the cover and I liked Weber from WINGS and loved STAR TREK: TNG and…

What a great post--I’m amazed to think of two straight frat guys watching this in the mid 90s (I’d find it less surprising now) but that’s me being stereotypical too.  What led you to read the play in the first place?

The meta cut-away when we first see Steve and Jeffery kiss at the gym to the two cis-white straight couples watching the movie in the theater and their differing reactions is hilarious. Made more so for me by the fact that I first watched this film when it came on randomly one night on HBO in 1996. I had read the play…

I always thought the sheer variety of unrelated looking scenes from the Radioactive Man movie couldn’t possibly fit together into one film. Then I saw ‘Aquaman’.

aw man, you need the seamless guy on here:

My GOD, David!

Every ticket comes with a free frogurt!

Every time I set this thing to ‘evil’, bad things happen!  Why don’t I ever learn?!

“This movie is another 80s reboot.”

whether it’s because she’s great in the role or just because she’s a qt, I think maybe Boutella did too good a job because I was definitely rooting for her to kill everyone else in the movie.

Silly Universal. You don’t stop the movie to have a side character dump exposition about a unifying organization and storyline.

[Five years from now . . . ]

That this coment exists makes this whole miserable fucking day worth it.

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

We can always rely on the top Internet movie review comment from 2009 to 2010.  

I can comment on that!

Hurry, Mr. Godot! We’ve got a disenchanted movie critic reviewing another Men In Black movie!

Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks—folks from a Hollywood where values are ... different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a dramatic, intimate, smaller story, a story about a cosmic space force, and you slick movie-reviewers took ‘em for…

Yes, and the guy from Supernatural was most likely named after him. And they both were definitely named after Aleister Crowley, the infamous early 20th century occultist. 

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!