Stuff like this is a stark reminder that abortion rights are the top of a very slippery slope. These people don’t oppose abortion, they oppose bodily autonomy for women. If they manage to get abortion outlawed, they’re going to go after birth control. If they managed to get birth control outlawed, they’d start…

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

“Cheatin’ Obama” I just spit out my milk

Today’s Code 45* notes how easily information going into 45*’s sound holes can be transmogrified before it escapes from his puckered noise hole or his pudgy typing stubs. His tweet about “The big Caravan of People from Honduras” was wholly based on a report (actually an advertisement) he saw on Fox News Mexico…

In case you didn’t watch the Good Friday video in the “Here are some tweets...” section of today’s Barf Bag, 45* is going on about how great it is to be “liberated” and “freed” and delivered safely home. He then speaks of the “glorious resurrection” of someone who was gone for a while. In response to this miracle, 45*…

I legit wonder if gun rights people like actually read a single gun control platform to see what gun control demands actually are. I’ve said before, I know gun owners who are pro-gun control, because they know no one is trying to take your guns (unless all your guns are assault weapons, in which case, why?).…

Regulations are for vaginas, not autonomous machines!

It has always been weird to me that an actor would want his character to be a perfect badass hero instead of a complex flawed character.

WaPo is reporting that Roy “Kiddiefucker” Moore attempted to bribe one of his accuser’s lawyers to drop and disavow her in exchange for $10,000 and a meeting with Bannon.

I haven’t watched video of it but based on the transcript I’m about 80% sure this is around the time that Trump told Kirk that the Conservative freakout over campus culture is just a right-wing media canard:

Trump sure is inspiring young people, but just not in the way Kirk thinks.

Illinois Nazis, pfft.

A porn star is truly the hero this country deserves right now.

Here you go...

I don’t know that she’s wrong, but it’s also clear that she’s really not helping by continuing to make comments like that, which feed so nicely into the neo-conservative grist mill at a moment when there’s a chance at some actual movement at reducing the Republican stranglehold on our government. The people running…

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

“No pig! Fake news!”

I’ll take a stab at translation. He’s saying, “If the US has a trade deficit, it is with a country. Canada is a country, therefore the US has a trade deficit with it.” That’s the logical fallacy known as affirming the consequent and a particularly dumb example of it at that.

yes everyone should just be a shitty dick like yourself world would be so much better

Don’t get too hung up on it.