credit where it’s due http://www.theroot.com/youre-welcome-white-people-alabamas-black-voters-just-1821242801

Good Work, Alabama. You barely did the right thing!

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?

Oh great now its going to be nothing but abortion after abortion. Thinking of buying a new car? Aborted. I was going to get a raise last week but what do you know? Aborted. Abortion on-demand. Abortion on TiVo. Mail-order abortion. Abortion in our streets. Abortion in our churches. Pay-per-viewbortion. Fake abortions.…

Looks like Don and Mel might have the same thermostat wars my husband and I do!

Omg....I feel like a just cracked a code. Trump’s children (or at least the 3 he acknowledges on a daily basis) are basically the cast of Fox and Friends- the tall blonde douche, the squat brunette douche, and the blonde lady who seems just slightly smarter than her two co-hosts.

That’s what I love about high school girls. I get really older and they stay the same.

You may not be a completely ignorant asshole, but I can’t say that for sure until I see evidence.

I read that this morning and was sickened. I thought the very end pretty much summed up what his base cares about. Cause as they themselves stated in the interviews, it sure isn’t policy.

Trump’s election finally got me into serious activism (first time post-college). I started showing up, keeping a low profile, and listening more than I talked. I wanted to defer to the people in charge because, y’know, clearly they had more experience than me.

Thank you. It’s always a blow to have a condition I have no control over be blamed for these things. After having my illness cost me every job I’ve ever had and flunking out of 4 colleges, I’m finally applying for benefits that are almost nonexistent and certainly will not be nearly adequate if I’m fortunate enough to…

Or the “Say Goodbye To Your Deductions For 401k Contributions, Mortgage Interest, Student Loan Interest, and State and Local Taxes... In Fact Just Resign Yourself To The Fact That You Will Never Retire And When You Are Carried Out Of Your Job In A Pine Box When You Die On The Job Your Paycheck Will Be Calculated To…

In all fairness, your mailman and bus driver fit the description. I mean your mailman has been putting his package into slots all around the neighborhood and that bus driver tries to pick up everybody in town!

“Twitter IS YOUR PRESIDENCY”

I have to say that picture of Kushner with Moore is the most human looking photo I’ve seen of the guy. He has actual expression on his face!

A little explanation (from a lawyer who deals with these types of contracts daily). If the contract is a lump-sum contract, meaning that there’s a set price for performance, cost and profit elements are irrelevant: The public owner doesn’t get to see that information. (If it’s a cost + fee contract, costs are…

Thank you, I loved reading this.

“serious legal bondage”= traditional marriage.

I just want to be the voice of reason and say that “Just say no” works. I didn’t do any marijuanas in the 80's.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?