So you’d be okay if it were the other way around? Of course not. You’d be screaming at the top of your lungs about how she was robbed. Huddle held the girl back deliberately. Cheated. Let’s call her Molly Lance Armstrong Huddle.

You might think you are sooo clever pointing this apparent redundancy but you have clearly overlooked the fact that the entity commonly known as “Ted Cruz” is actually a poorly fitting leather sack filled in equal measure by the sentient tangled masses of grubs and maggots governed by two distinct hive-minds. Maggot…

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Maybe if you spent less time commenting on Deadspin you might realize that shit, man.

The debates will continue until morale improves..

Typical Michael; so low-energy he can’t pick a side! Sad!

Breaking news: People Have Been Weird Since Day One.

I was sitting next to an elderly white woman on the bus and she remarked that she wished that “those people” would move back to their country. I looked at her like she was fucking crazy and moved to another seat.

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

I think it did so well because there’s no doubt that Deadpool shot first.

You picked a hill to die on, and it’s some imaginary line that showing the death of a child is off limits. I guess.

But(t) he DOES like to look at the pictures anyway!

And In Other Political News: An internal rift reportedly has developed at the Secret Service between agents that will now be forced to pre-chew candidate MarcoBots food and agents that will be forced to lug W’s extensive collection of TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles comics around the nation. MORE UPDATES AS THEY DEVELOP…

So, she’s not a big fan of Your Pretty Face is Going To Hell?

Nah, you want to get chippy, I’ll play.

YES! I’m an atheist and it’s so exciting to have a candidate that doesn’t claim to be religious.

oh god, yes. That moment during the debate was gold and I found my intense hatred for christie competing with my admiration for the way he took rubio down. So many conflicting emotions!

No significant risk but because it’s a nuclear leak, people will flip out.