and there are some Christian denominations (such as the Episcopal church) actually are PRO gay marriage and can now legally marry same sex couples in their churches. THERE is an example of actual religious liberty that these wingnuts don’t care about.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

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MAN THE BARRICADES IT’S COMING

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

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Yes. I am totally serious in my belief that imaginary chemicals sprayed by airplanes will cause an earthquake tomorrow. This was not at all an attempt at humor.

For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.

It’s a Baby Boomer saying “Hey, I don’t like this future I’m in. I was promised a different future. I want THAT future back! Gimme gimme gimme.”

And all the bowl of petunias thought was “Oh no. Not again.”

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming toward me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide-sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name- ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

As I understand the Shawyer drive theory — and I don’t, really, because his explanation makes no sense — it works like this:

If I weren't an atheist I would suggest we pray for a zombie apocalypse.

Great point considering over 80% of the water in California is used for agricultural purposes. The problem is, is that agriculture is so entrenched in the state's history as it developed right alongside the mining in the mid-19th century. Whereas the crops have changed, cycles of capital have caused great turnovers,…

It's really nice to hear a story on head trauma in football that leads to better life for the player involved.

War...War never changes.

"Renfield, you fool! I said I wanted a lair convenient to bars!"

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