This reminds me so much of what just happened to me the other day. I live in Orange County, much to my political belief’s chagrin. We just moved houses and haven’t gotten a new washer/dryer yet, so off to the laundromat I went. No sweat, as I’m very used to that from living in cities my whole life.

He’s multitasking by campaigning while wearing the Wonder Mops he is selling. A true entrepreneur.

The original TMNT comics are above his reading comprehension level.

The device can be used with nicotine infused e-juice or e-liquid or with cannabis oils. I used the nicotine ones to quit smoking cigarettes.

Actually, they are super-cheap. He is either using an eLeaf 30Watt or eLeaf 50Watt unit. They actually have internal batteries. Somehwere around 2200mAh to 2500mAh. You can get them online for $30 - $50. For the best mass produced setups on the market you are spending around $100.

I guess my point is, you might as well just vote for the candidate you like the best and stop worrying about how they can theoretically work with a broken GOP, because there’s no fixing stupid.

Yes, but they absolutely hate Clinton arguably more than supposedly-socialst Sanders. The current Republican party won’t compromise with anyone on anything so, unless congress gets a much needed overhaul, (highly unlikely due to gerrymandering), this is a moot point. A pro-war, veteran, slightly racist, ex-Republican…

While I understand the basis for this argument, realistically, unless the Senate and House swings Dem any Dem president would face the same obstruction. It’s not like the current GOP would compromise more with Clinton than Sanders.

Lost me at:

OMG! I need to dump his speech transcripts into one of those word bubble infographics that show larger bubbles based on quantity of usage.

Oh, wait, I know! He will announce he forsakes all others before Zod!!!

He will forsake all his worldly possessions, and donate his time, money, and free medical services to the refugees he just visited in Jordan. Jesus almost kept a straight face while I typed that.

I want to know what the actual fuck this means “...with the lights around the windows and doors are not owned by God fearing Christians”

It isn’t surprising that they don’t understand the basis of hate speech when you realize that they seem to think every person crossing our southern border without a visa is from Mexico. It makes me wish they could spend some quality time in a barrio in El Salvador.

So much yes!

Geez, that comment section though. Person says a horribly racist and xenophobic thing, then claims that “Mexicans aren’t a race so I’m not racist”, and then continues to dehumanize. I wish I could bring myself to believe they are all misguided 13 year olds but I sadly know this isn’t the case.

I am working under the belief that its okay as long as it isn’t referring to a person. Then again, some of my relatives think its okay to say “I n*****-rigged my Ford’s starter!” so who knows anymore.

Yes, but over 5,000 decades old mustard gas shells was not the “smoking gun in the form of a mushroom cloud” WMDs that we were sold on prior to invading.

Who’s talking about freedom. You said they have equality, which they do not have in any way, shape, or form. Just so we’re clear:

Take it from someone with a Chinese wife who has spent much time in China: China does not have “equality” in any sense of the word.