This looks even better than I hoped and the only disappointment is that they didn't call Trixie Mattel for a cameo. 

This looks to be going in exactly the direction I was hoping for. 

Behold! Lo, even! Lo AND behold!

Wait, he got rid of a reality tv show? That doesn’t sound like the Zazlav I know...

Makes sense. Creating content costs money; money for actors, sets, crew, insurance. The less you spend, the higher your profit margin.

Do Musk and Zaslav have some sort of secret bet to see who can gut a multi-billion dollar company the fastest?

At least they photoshopped out the watermark. You know they didn’t actually pay for that image. 

I looks to me, from the perspective of a thief, that he has created an entity, unconnected to himself, that he can use to put money out of the reach of those court orders to pay up that are likely in his near future. It is obviously a rush job. And the fact that it is all run by a 3rd party with an explicit statement…

Aside from everything else, how are these so bad? Who is making these and deciding they are good to go? What previous experiences brought them to this point in their lives?

Love the part where he says it’s “art of his life and career”, and then it’s basically only pictures of things he’s never come close to doing.

100% Even the creases match. They touched up the legs a bit, and took out some other identifying features, but it’s definitely the same image.

Let’s hope all the original owners recognize their work and file suits over their misappropriations.

74 million people voted for him. I keep trying to block that out.

this was a united states president. let that shit sink in for a second.

Pretty sure the fighter pilot one is just his head photoshopped onto this stock photo, with a little bit of terrible airbrushing.

I think his parents got killed by Joe Chill in Crime Alley, then he saw a rainbow and decided to be Superman.

I think it’s good we’re doing a Superman origin story because there are still so many questions that need to be answered. For instance, where did he come from? How was he raised? What are his values? We don’t know, and it’s time for some clarity after all these years.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s contracturally obligated to Warner Brothers for either a set period of time, or a set number of movies, but the contract doesn’t stipulate that he has to be playing Superman.

Given the nature of Superhero movies nowadays, it’s easy for some of the “stain” to be removed by simply having…