This guy’s post was a joke, not literal.
(But it IS damn funny!  And not at all implausible.)

“Musk’s team apparently shut off badge access to the building for the weekend shortly after the deadline for the ultimatum passed, reportedly out of concerns about sabotage. (Non-Elon-based sabotage, we mean.)”

Really? They’re pretty popular and have a few bangers:

Apparently, it’s a cable channel.

Look, I’m not someone who believes in slapping laws on every single area of life, but maybe, just maybe, someone needs to put a cap on the number of streaming services. MGM+? Are you fucking kidding me? For Christ’s sake, MGM, just make a deal with a pre-existing service. You don’t need your own shitty platform! Send…

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

Or he just doesn’t like the pervasive nature a handful of IPs have on the industry. It’s an opinion about movies dude. Why do you have to turn it into a personal judgement?

Hhhhh gangster movies, then cowboy movies, then spy movies, then disaster movies, then fascist action movies, then disaster movies again, now superhero movies...It’s all been shit.

I feel like you snarky asshole commenters should do the same...

The 80s had:

No, he made a strawman claim that it’s acceptable for society to stereotype everyone except Jews. Which is BS because the exact group of “wokesters” he targets find it equally unacceptable to call Blacks a gang, Italians a mob, or Jews a “cabal”. There’s no one who does that except you know, the White Supremacist bros…

80's had

His response was perfectly reasonable? It’s basically: why are you looking to Jerry Seinfeld to solve this? Comes off to me as self-awareness that this really isn’t his lane, and it isn’t. He has no deep thoughts on this, and realizes it.

Back in the 80s, that grandma got ran over many times a day

“But Latin men/women didn’t exist in a game in fantasy made by a Japanese Company!” said the Internet.

She did have it somewhat easier than the cast of The Wizard of Oz back in 1939. Buddy Epson was so sick from the metallic makeup for the Tin Man that he was hospitalized and had to withdraw from the film. Ray Bolger’s straw man costume left him with permanent folds in his facial skin.

You got it, dude!

I’m not saying Jodie Sweetin should spend the rest of her life repurposing Stephanie Tanner’s catch-phrase, but this really would have been the time to drop a “How rude!” 

Meh never really liked her Christmas song. But then again I am one of those types who firmly believes any Christmas song recorded after about 1970 is garbage. Just give me the old Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra stuff.