Or he just doesn’t like the pervasive nature a handful of IPs have on the industry. It’s an opinion about movies dude. Why do you have to turn it into a personal judgement?

Hhhhh gangster movies, then cowboy movies, then spy movies, then disaster movies, then fascist action movies, then disaster movies again, now superhero movies...It’s all been shit.

I feel like you snarky asshole commenters should do the same...

The 80s had:

80's had

Back in the 80s, that grandma got ran over many times a day

“But Latin men/women didn’t exist in a game in fantasy made by a Japanese Company!” said the Internet.

She did have it somewhat easier than the cast of The Wizard of Oz back in 1939. Buddy Epson was so sick from the metallic makeup for the Tin Man that he was hospitalized and had to withdraw from the film. Ray Bolger’s straw man costume left him with permanent folds in his facial skin.

Hmmm...Could it be...SATAN????

Windmills, primarily, but also some straw men. 

You got it, dude!

I’m not saying Jodie Sweetin should spend the rest of her life repurposing Stephanie Tanner’s catch-phrase, but this really would have been the time to drop a “How rude!” 

Meh never really liked her Christmas song. But then again I am one of those types who firmly believes any Christmas song recorded after about 1970 is garbage. Just give me the old Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra stuff.

Well of course not; the U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 says “No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States.”

I think they should settle it in The Octagon.

The real Queen of Christmas is either Mary mother of Jesus or Mrs claus. It's up for debate 

Despite its ubiquity, I’ve never had anything against Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”. Until this money-grab of a stunt, which reeks of the worst kind of Christmas commercialization.

Perhaps this is a nitpick, but it sounds to me like she can call herself the Queen of Christmas. She just can’t stop other people from calling themselves Christmas queens also.

Is this a paid ad? Despite the B this sounds worse than the 2012 sequel unmentioned in this review (but covered by the AVClub before it’s editorial gutting).