How come Reed looks so old? Can’t he give himself a natural face lift? Sue probably uses tiny force field to keep everything in place.

Poor Martin Lawrence

Have you followed Hockey all season? League memo to officials in the beginning of the season: We are trying to promote hockey in southern states.

One Step Closer to Gender Equality. Can’t have Equality with out having the good and the bad.

As long as the team is southern of 40°00'00.0"N the NHL will be happy with the winner or the penguins.

Would the winner of a Leafs/Jets final have to go to the Whitehouse to meet the president? If not, I think every player still in the playoffs should really think hard about it.

North-Korea doubles down on missiles tests after being told it’s not part of the world.

That first sentence should read :

Research did not account for a cluttered living room, kitchen, or bedroom. Also the robots did not have to open the packaging and dispose of it.

Meanwhile my regular transgender black barista got a new nose ring this morning. Calgary, Alberta, Canada if you care.

A lawyer recording clientinterviews, opposing counsel meeting and witnesses statement and asking their assistants to transcribe them? Shocking!

90% of the time he’s just trying to remember his lines.

He should put giant size googly eyes on the front up windshield not painted.

We have very different definitions of

My Favorite part is Hawkeyes ninjas skill inching closer and closer to the Ronin Persona.

Removing all those that requested it from the All Employees Distribution list.

It’s Julienne, Mcdonalds knows it, Mccains Knows it, I know it and now you know it.

Props to the blue jack knifed truck driver for holding it.

Those are you questions?

I hope they roast her as if she was the president, making fun of her hair in the wind, her flattering physical results, all the harassment lawsuit jokes, discuss if she’s actually as rich as she says she is, ask her how it was to have sex with a porn star,