It’s sad that some countries sees the USA as less shit-hole then their own country and want to move there.

Poor Girl at the beginning.

Would we be reading this if the real life man was straight and the character gay?

They ran out of sippy cups and they told him not to get his suit wet.

Kinda wish Aladin was set in West Africa now.

DT: That old Broad thinks I’m hot.

Aaaah Vegans, won’t kill animals but no problem killing humans.

Montreal born Calgarian here, regardless of all that mechanical mumbo-jumbo. You warm up your car because the seats and stirring wheel are fucking freezing.

Will Pat Corgies

I like to Solo MMOs.

Interesting Code this player had: Only shoot others in the back.

the man suspected of opening fire on concertgoers

How do you go from loogie to 20 pounds rock?

So now they have to wait 10 years before they can actually do it and have kids? pun intended.

The most impressive part is her getting back to block position in time IMO.

I was told the noisy ones are males making noise to attract females that bite so chance are if you hear one there’s a female close by that will bite you.

Good People involved on both sides?

Calgarian here, this is our biggest accomplishment in the past 2-3 years: Calgary no longer has the highest unemployment rate of Canadian cities . If Bettman thinks loosing a couple hundred more jobs needs to happen, so be it. We have much bigger issues to worry about, like overcoming our economic dependency to oil…

Here’s a crazy idea. Train women to become police officers, tow-truck drivers, etc. 

So 2 potheads shacked up with a stranger for a couple of months before freaking out and throwing them out? Sounds about right, how is this a story?