I'm not proud but that sandwich thing makes me hungry.

Not quite my point, but sure.

“Whimsy must be the muse of sport...” Glad they puts Jack Arute onna this one here. What a shovel-full of sport.

Obligatory.

Seems legit

959 exhaust can melt steel beams

the caravan definitely needs to be renamed Boaty McBoatface

I’d do him on horeseback.

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

...easier on the legs

I know.

“Hopefully nobody was hurt. On the plus side, at least traffic seems to be flowing pretty well.”

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Damn, if this is from Civil War..........spoilers.

Should’ve used this!

Why is this a thing?

All of them, I assume.

makes girls so horny they need an I.v of Gatorade

Pretty sure that’s a....