This might be the dumbest video anyone has ever made.

Maybe he's counting the ones who've escaped into the mattress?

Overflowing with testosterone.

Also related:

Ape hangers.

Speaking of “eligible bachelor” status. Steve himself has a great story on the topic.

Son of a bitch these people can vote. We’re fucked

No Canadian could ever survive a night in Philadelphia. Robot or otherwise.

Yes. Yes, they are throwing cocaine.

Are they throwing cocaine?

The new Acura NSX is coming out this year.

Tell us how you really feel, Mr. Kelly.

When the Mini Cooper was resurrected in 1990, it had half-leather versions of the standard Mini seats. The parts of the seat which were leather were under your legs and behind your back, so the most important areas to keep you in the seat were now shiny and smooth.

I’ve read somewhere that flying cars are just two years away.

Am I doing this wrong?

Snoopy on Pluto? What a coincidence!

Alright you get a like. Got’em

Pretty sure Kim Jong was Portkins not Luke.