No because no matter how much awful, horrendous shit he says, I still rock The Smiths on a regular basis so I can’t act superior in good conscience.

My granpa used to bring up pocketfuls of stashed change when we visited. He tell gramma he was gonna feed the chickens and then would call u skids in and start tossing it all about the room and laugh as the three of us scrambled to pick up as much as we could.

You win the internet today. Take your prize, collect $2 (in pennies, thanks Grandpa!) and go home.

EDIT: here’s an album with a few choice beauty shots. Her name is Bessie, for the record, and she’s perfection incarnate.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

It was going down, but has been rising again.

This was told to me by a friend, who is known to embellish, but was still ridiculous:

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

To try the new beers.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

Cuomo has a counterpart in IL in Rahm Emanuel. Both are assholes and need to be replaced with better progressive democrats in their next elections.

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

The Detroit Pistons are reportedly trying to encourage Andre Drummond (38% FTP last season) to try shooting underhand, and Drummond reportedly thinks that shooting underhand would wound his pride. A local sportswriter asked whether being benched in the final minutes of close games was a bigger affront to his pride.