I see him more like a young Moses Malone than a Dwight Howard. He’s not nearly as explosive getting off the floor as Howard. He does use his girth in a way as to create a lot of space for himself on rebounds. People tend to stay boxed out when Drummond pushes his ass against them.

Or Bill Cartwright, except it takes him 70-80 seconds less time to get off the shot.

Thank you voice of reason.

About 8 months ago The Gotham Ballers said that they were “were giving away free Gotham Ballers t-shirts” through their Facebook page. I tbought “why not?” and got one.

I completely agree with your take. I think one thing that has really been missing from his offensive game is his ability to pass. I’ve seen him pass from the low post before and it should be a much larger part of his arsenal at this point because he has the ability to be a Marc Gasoline kind of distributor down low.…

Exactly!

He’s 7-3 with insanely long arms who can jump through the ceiling. The question is more like “why the hell did Plumlee take the shot?”

You forgot the part where the kid’s grandpa Rick shot Kevin Spacey with an interdimensional portal gun during his Oscar acceptance speech.

Anybody with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole.

No, it was about a psychiatrist who tries to rape his patients who all happened to be rape survivors.

He was also married to Morgan Fairchild......whom he slept with.

He dances like a six year old who just saw a bee.

Fun story: I worked as an assistant office production coordinator for the company that produced the movie The Fire Down Below. One of my jobs was to deal with getting receipts from set. At the time Seagal fancied himself as “one of the most world renowned chefs in both Japanese and Sicilian cuisine.”

Dude, Purdue isn’t mid major. It’s in the fucking Big Ten. That’s major major.

Purdue grad here as well.

It’s Purdue, they gave him painkillers for free.

O’Reilly’s trials and tribulations with the Jesus will be written into the New American Bible inside The Book Of Douchebag.

Shane Falco was no Johnny Utah, that’s for sure.

I can’t wait until Gretchen Moll weighs in on this.

I always thought Hill looked like Mike Pence taking an angry dump.