That kind of player has no obvious comparisons in recent NBA history

Thing about Sax was that he was always a terrible defensive player. Knoblach was coming off a Gold Glove season (that he won against Alomar in his prime) when he suddenly turned into Sax as far as defensive ability went.

The 3000 dollar loss is peanuts compared to what he’s going to lose if and when he needs to find a new real life job.

I think the thing that stands out about Reeves is that he has no aesthetic that stands out. Visually he’ll give whatever the producers want or need. Storywise he’s done nothing to stand out, not even when he’s written his own films.

Oh dude, he was 100% correct in his assessment, it’s just like, it was fucking Keanu Reeves saying it out loud. It’s like one of your stoner friends who watches cartoons all day long suddenly says something worthwhile, but says it in his stoner voice.

“When we played soldiers as kids, it was always against the Nazis. They were our bogeyman, not the Russians.”

I have a funny Keanu Reeves story. I was a day player production assistant on Devil’s Advocate. I got to work on locking down the scene where they walk through Chinatown. Anyway, I only got to work on the film for a couple of days but it was enough time for me to get an invite to the wrap party. Mostly at events like…

Being the “most scientific baseball player in the MLB” is kind of like being the “best baseball player at NASA”.

As you read this, James Dolan is paying some famous musician to write a song about this entire experience tentatively entitled “Security Guard Blues”.

Biden’s Revenge.

“I never hit my wife. I mean I did grab her by her wrists and forced her to slap herself while saying ‘why do you keep hitting yourself?’, but nope, it wasn’t my own hands striking her.”

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who haggles over the price of a penile enlargement surgery.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who got caught masturbating in the theater during the rape scenes of 12 Years A Slave.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs outside drug rehabilitation facilities with an 8 ball of baby laxitive disguised to look like coke so he can score babes going on cigarette breaks.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who licks his fingers clean after using the rest room.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who got kicked out of the Baseball Hall of Fame after getting caught licking Curt Schilling’s bloody sock so he would know what victory tastes like.

He’d probably name C. Thomas Howell.

I feel like it was a right of passage for sports superstars in the 80's and 90's. Messier was a great player in Edmontonmbut it was his fornication with Madonna made him a legend.

Does Lance Armstrong count as a bitch?

I can’t believe nobody remembered poor Dajuan Wagner.