Steve Bannon looks like the guy who got caught masturbating in the theater during the rape scenes of 12 Years A Slave.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs outside drug rehabilitation facilities with an 8 ball of baby laxitive disguised to look like coke so he can score babes going on cigarette breaks.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who licks his fingers clean after using the rest room.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who got kicked out of the Baseball Hall of Fame after getting caught licking Curt Schilling’s bloody sock so he would know what victory tastes like.

He’d probably name C. Thomas Howell.

I feel like it was a right of passage for sports superstars in the 80's and 90's. Messier was a great player in Edmontonmbut it was his fornication with Madonna made him a legend.

Does Lance Armstrong count as a bitch?

I can’t believe nobody remembered poor Dajuan Wagner.

Well, he didnt stab a guy but he did fuck Madonna, right? Everybody fucked Madonna! That’s the standard bearer of athletic diva behavior in the 80's/90's. I think he fucked Madonna, or am I getting him mixed up with Mark Messier?

Olajuwon did have a few years in the early 90's where he was feuding with management over his contract (which was a terrible contract in all honesty) and the players that they had surrounded him with. He also punched a couple of players (Billy Paultz, Mitch Kupchek, Michael Cage, etc) during his time.

Didn’t Unitas bitch and moan his entire last season in San Diego though?

“He’s not my first choice for a backup guard, but he certainly doesn’t “stink””

“and football staff arranged for women to have sex with recruits on their campus visits”

Yeah dude, I thought the exact same thing. Sakic and Yzerman belong in the top 30 at the very least. It’s all subjective though.

I’m picturing this

“109% of Trump supporters believe Schilling belongs in the Hall of Fame” -Brietbart Sports

Yeah dude, but Martinez was a fielding WRECK. Had the triple sins of having no range, a weak arm and a truly awful glove.

That snap throw Pudge routinely made from the crouch to 1st base is still one of the coolest defensive weapons in baseball history.

Personally I’d love it if they made this into their logo. It’s the perfect metaphor of what Spanos did to his fan base in San Diego.