Rolling Stone:

Porter can ball. It’s hard to go wrong with a 4th option on offense who hits most of his shots, sets great screens, plays more than adequate defense on both the perimeter and the post and can hit the boards. He may never become an All-Star but hes the kind of player that most contenders have around. 

Kid makes hard plays look effotless but that is a Joakim Noah level ugly jump shot.

Please call me, “Mister”.

Nah, his game is closest to Keith “Mister” Jennings. Grest college 3 point specialist with the quickness to blow by anybody. Insanely good playmaker too.

This is the world’s smallest violin playing for all those poor inconvienced season ticket holders who have to trudge out for the privilege of viewing a live NFL football game on a Thursday night.

Billy “White Shoes” Johnson was the Devin Hester of the 70's.

I’m kind of waiting for them to drag race on rickshaws.

Agreed, but this is Roger Goodell we’re talking about, Everett will probably get a bonus from the NFL.

My favorite part of any Knicks game is watching opposing centers sag off of Noah by 10 feet and then getting hit in the face by an air ball.

I would absolutely love to see the scene where a low level behavioral specialist is stuck in a quandary where they can’t get the robots to stop shitting in the sinks or peeing 4 centimeters to the left of a urinal.

“I wish he would just go away because he is a black hole on the court.”

I agree, but it depends on which Harper shows up in pinstripes. Still, that swing was made for Yankee Stadium so even in an off year he’s a virtual lock for 30HR’s even if he’s batting below .250.

“So that one pitch he throws goes very fast, but guys seem to have a reasonable chance to make contact when they know it’s coming,”

Oh no dude, it happened all the time during the 80's. Jeff Moe did it all the time when he played for Iowa. Same thing with Jeff Lebo at UNC. MIke Born did it at Iowa State.

You feel old? i drafted him in the 7th round on my fantasy football team his rookie year with the Bears.

Or an alternate reality where Andrew Bogut was picked 1st overall in the NBA Draft over Chris Paul.