“I think I’m getting ready to go to work in a position that’s likely to make the far left heads explode.”

Great list. My personal favorite horror movie from that time period is Phantom of the Paradise. A satirical horror/comedy/musical by Brian fucking De Palma which is a trippy movie, but trippy in a sense that you couldn’t find LSD so you settle on downing a bottle of Robitussen DM instead.

Cum and Roses?

I’ll die protecting your right to be baffled by simple concepts, like say....free speech. God bless America.

I don’t quite understand what you’re saying here, but I’ll die to protect your right to confuse me.

What’s more offensive, the nude caricature statue that objectifies Hillary Clinton or an individual who wants to silence another’s right to free speech?

I’m pretty sure i’d be charged with contempt of court from laughing every time I heard an attorney read this line out loud.

Yep, didn’t need to see that.

The character Quicksilver, a mutant with super speed explaining how the world moves too slow for him and how it pisses him off.

And this year’s Bobby Ojeda Award goes to....

I agree with a lot of what you’ve said, however I think the reason why Fredette has bounced around is because point guards do take a little more time to develop in the NBA. While he hasn’t produced (and never will) at the highest level, it did take guys like Steve Nash a few years to even become a starter, and then a…

Well, yeah dude. No argument there from me on that matter. But he’d still become the owner of the Kings regardless because as far as what’s on record about him, he was a very capable businessman before he bought the Kings. Being a capable businessman and being an effective professional sports franchise owner are not…

How did they miss the boat on selling a copy of Elliot’s backpack from Mr. Robot?

Where have I heard this argument before....?

I’m calling shenanigans. This bit of dialog was lifted directly from Michael Jordan’s Hall of Fame speech.

My day is made. Thank you Curt, keep on keeping on.

Truth.

Agreed. My least favorite thing about Harry Potter was that in the beginning he earned nothing. I get it, he’s a mistreated kid who suddenly gets swept up into a world he didn’t know existed, but all that shit where people are practically bowing in reverence whilst in his presence right from the start? Fuck that…

Double spacing after a period, question mark or exclamation point is what most people (including myself) were taught when they took typing class. It’s almost impossible for me to single space. Old dog, new tricks.