90 degrees? I’ve eaten ice cream warmer then the temperature of Swinney’s hot take.

It reminds me of a joke about Charlie Sheen:“if he’s winning I’d hate to see 2nd place”.

If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

You know what car chase scene didn’t have litter?

Well said:

You obviously weren’t around for the Dan McGwire/Kelly Stouffer era in Seattle.

This deserves way more stars. Well said.

I’ll take your word on it, you’ve definitely given it much more thought than I have. +1

He looks like a guy going through chemo in the 1980's who bought the only wig in the shop that was in his original hair color.

Tom Segura. Best. Theorist. Ever.

Dan Snyder could also be that guy. His overreactions across the ages are the stuff of legend.

His pitchers reportedly loved him. There’s a lot to be said for a guy the pitching staff wants calling their games.

I’m looking forward to an NFL owner spending millions to do an over the top Kenny Powers level salute to the troops of the United States of Mother fucking America to counter that hippie, backup... revoltionary-wannabe.

I know of no other mediocre hitter who drove players and fans to insanity in their seething hatred of a player. Farewell A.J. Pierzynski, you won’t be missed.

This is inspired and should be it’s own article. Well done.

He has the most useless power set. He flies. Oh, and he uses medieval weaponry. What seemed cool in 1950 just doesn’t cut it in 2016, or 1996 for that matter.