Barring replacing Simmons, how would you fix the show?

Dude, you’re on to something here. How about Gus Sinski in full Dr. Stephen Brule mode where he starts asking Kevin Costner questions about his dings and eats pine tar between innings because pine tar improves your grip through science or something.

Hmm, I hear that. Now I’m envisioning a bigger Tebow project like a reality show where he tries out for a new pro sport every week and fails for the exact same reason every time: he throws like a sissy.

Bill hates Mexicans, but is half-Mexican. The only thing Bill hates more than Mexicans is irony.

No, but if it were Tim Tebow the deep South would suddenly resemble Scanners.

Jim couldn’t be Sherlock Holmes because he’s the Hound of the Baskervilles.

It beats their old brag: “Rutgers Basketball: Michael Jordan beat us that one time.”

Jim was John Travolta in Battlefield Earth.

But dude, I can’t say I jerk off to the NBA?

Jim still has a “FOREVER FOOT LONG” sandwich card from Subway that he got from his close personal friend, Jared Fogel after a long vacation to Thailand. It gives Jim a free footlong sandwich any time he wants. Subway still honors this card even if Jim does not.

Jim always orders under the name TRUMP at Starbucks because fuck them, that’s why.

When he eventually wants to try out for the NBA and shoots one handed set shots to wow the scouts I will know my life is complete.

Whatever, Jim had a black roommate for 5 years, so there.

Roses are red,

It’s amazing that she’s married to Jerramy Stevens aND you can tell that he’s the together one in their relationship in less than 10 seconds they’re both on camera.

This article might as well double for the WYTS Vikings Edition 2016

“Honestly the biggest drag for me has always been playing defense. It’s nearly impossibly to successfully play any position but DL”

He should star on one of the Reality Kings sites as a not so bright politician who accidentally sends dick pics to the wrong number or email address, but the girl who gets the accidental picture comes over and fucks him anyhow.

Bosa is the name of this home brewed drink that I had in El Salvador. It was said that it was made with fermented psychedelic mushrooms. It was really made out of paint thinner. Still tripped balls regardless. Bosa.

There was a moment during their first Superbkwl where Russell Wilson was unusually excited because Macklemore was going to play for the team at the hotel. Macklemore.