“That’s like releasing a new video game console on February 1st and the only game out for the console is Pong.”

I heard Jason Whitlock is going to fill the time by reading his favorite excerpts from Uncle Tom’s Cabin while Cowherd masturbates to all the violent parts.

This was the exact moment where Dr. Chris Paul proved your revolutionary scientific theory.

If somebody were to write a book about the history of great NBA defensive players there would be rare mentions of gentlemen.

Admit it, you wrote that in 2007.

I don’t know if Simmons really did too much of the identifying and mentoring on Grantland. Most of the writers who contributed to the site were fairly established before they got there. The “house style” of Grantland was that there wasn’t a house style. That, added to the fact that Grantland had Disney money behind it…

Good post, however I’ve always disagreed with Simmons being the “voice of the common fan” narrative. Not many common fans have their parents buy them season tickets to a pro team from the time they were four years old until they were able to buy them for themselves. That always seemed like what most kids would dream…

Ha! No, my tablet’s spellcheck is either made in Europe or just pretentious.

Because having the endorsement of a guy who sexually assaulted a 20 year old woman is always a great idea.

This post deserves way more stars.

Dude, I ’m sure we’d have been great friends when I was age 13-39 but alas I quit everything when my son was born. It’s for the best, some things are just more important.

I met Mr. Howe in 1982 at a hockey camp I was attending in Connecticut. We usually had an NHL player who would come in as a guest although it always ended up being a 2nd or 3rd tier player like Ken Morrow, Mel Bridgman or Ken Linesman. On the day Howe showed up it was a huge surprise because he wasn’t on the schedule.…

Personally, I’d like to see him traded to Latvia for Kristaps Porzingis and the guys who rapped about Kristaps Porzingis.

Dude, I don’t drink, I’ve been married for 11 years and a parent for 7. “Fun” left the building a while ago for me.

Truth!

“the unidentified cyclist was cuffed and given a summons for disorderly conduct.”

I’m pretty sure some of the players in the WNBA have a dick though.

His game is what you’d expect from a guy who plays regularly against people he pays as to bodyguard him (btw: great job with that last night guys, way to earn your pay). His game is all cosmetic. Yeah, he can sort of dribble between his legs, but that move serves no purpose. He’s not doing it because the defender is…

I hope Brock Turner gets raped in prison and the offenders are drunk on Pruno at the time. This way if they’re caught they can blame it on the booze and Turner will shrug it off and not press charges because he’ll understand the pain and suffering they’re going through.