“To be fair, Curry is a decent defender. He’s a pest with quick hands that help him get a lot of steals”

Does Cheese Whiz actually melt? I always thought the product had chemical stabilizers that gave it the consistency.

It’s more like Kerr finally realized he needed to go big against OKC, especially when Kanter is on the floor. Kanter can sort of defend pick and rolls when GSW is in their small ball lineup as he’s kind of figured out how to use his size on guys like Green. Not so much on Bogut. Kanter was -15 while he was matched up…

I guess if Paul Westhead was too busy, D’Antoni will just have to do.

This deserves a lot more stars. A LOT more.

Dude, I totally miss angel dust.

Wouldn’t decision making be more of a problem for the catcher? Harvey has good stuff, but I doubt Collins let’s him call his own pitches.

“Nobody’s saying Urias is guaranteed to be the next Valenzuela”

Hey, his powered exoskeleton sort of looks like a diamond, and dude, I can’t make this shit up, the thing that looks like a Dimond is on his fucking back!?!? Get it?!? Dimond....back!

This post really deserves a lot more stars. It’s comedy gold.

He’s like the guy Mickey Rourke killed at the end of Year of the Dragon.

If that film is Evil Dead 2 (the Sam Raima one) then yes, yes I do laugh uncontrollably.

I honestly don’t think Hornacek got a fair shake with Phoenix. They have major front office issues and shackled him with a terribly unbalanced roster. He had players who were essentially journeymen or journeymen-in-training playing their best basketball within his system. I’d like to see what he can do with Anthony…

Holy shit, dude! You’re like the Ehrlich Bachmann of basketball commentary because your last post was like some next level freeform jazz odyssey of mastubutory bullshit. Well done.

“Snyder, on the other hand, has never succeeded at anything”

You’re right! I’m glad it worked out so well for Griffin when he got exactly what he wanted.

You’re assuming that piston rods were invented during the time these old people lived.

What does his playing career have to do with his abilities as a coach? Most of your best NBA coaches were merely adequate NBA players at best.

You could count Larry Brown in 2005 as a pretty great choice. He’s an adaptable coach who wins just about everywhere he’s been, but even he didn’t want to deal with all the bullshit of a late career Stephen Marbury while watching Isiah Thomas bumble away their future draft picks for guys like Penny Hardaway, Steve…

I always went into watching Cavs games knowing full well that Blatt would do something so monumentally stupid at least once per game. He’s not a terrible coach, but good God did he pull some absolutely consistently dumb moves in his time.