I’d recommend “Sexual Assault Accusations Against Founder” instead of “Accusations of Sexual Assault Against Founder.”

I am a Dylan Panthers fan.

I like Seth MacFarlane. (Shruggie emoji)

to me it makes total sense: conservative muslim values align very well with conservative christian values. think about it: limited rights for women, no reproductive rights, no sexual health or education, advocacy of wars against people whose beliefs differ from your own, homophobic, limited belief in religious…

I think it’s great.

Shit Stain is everything.

Please don't tell me you think that's old and decrepit.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

Migrant and migratory do not, like... mean the same thing?

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Really Jezebel? You must be running out of things to be offended by today because this is really reaching.

She gets really emotional, similar to the Kristin Bell sloth video, except Kristin Bell is an adorable angel and it was a SLOTH, not Christmas lights.

The fact that its efficacy rate is on par with condoms honestly shocks me.

Your post is reflective of the fact that these killings have become a political circus these days. Everyone just wants to make sure it helps their team instead of figuring out how to stop it from happening again.

Could makeup at least have wiped the dye from his forehead?

I think you’re missing a word in the headline.

Much like Janice in accounting, these cats don’t give a fuck.

Yaaaaaaas! I literally have the first three episodes sitting on my laptop waiting for me to watch them and I’m just like “ugh do I have to” and NOW I DON’T.

You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…