Thanks for the feedback, Eatmeslowly.

I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to like singing comedy. I hate it. I don’t get it. Meh.

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That's totally sweet. And that churro looks delicious! God - I need to hit up Angels Stadium soon.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

I’m going to be very blunt, your brother sounds like a massive asshole. Nearly 40, totally irresponsible, a cheater and still wants your parents to finance his life. I wouldn’t say a word of congratulations until he properly tells you about his engagement. In the real world, people tell family in person or over the…

Free tampons will just encourage the kids to have periods!

Do we think Azealia Banks is funny or entertaining, because to me she comes off as insufferable, bordering on unhinged. She's like a god-damned time bomb, but not in a fun, Kanye West kind of way.

I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.

WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING A THIRD-HAND QUOTE FROM A “SOURCE” AS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM NICK LACHEY??????????? Y’ALL NUTS.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

This is hilarious because even if this was a thing that was a huge concern, his answer is so fucking terrible. “We’re gonna be looking at some things.”

Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...

Not a dish dude, that’s cookware or a pan. Dishes you eat off not cook on.

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Yeah. Our house looked nice too. And it looked like that until it didn’t. And then my father died, but only after destroying himself and everything and everyone around him until no one, nothing was left - not even a vestige of his former brilliant self. He thought the same way you do. He had it under control.

Oh yeah. Totally a money hustle. Just cashing in on that sweet rape money. Because that’s definitely a thing that happens.

Sex with Lucas was so good WE NAMED IT!