The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

Canoodle.

This guy is like my Rita Ora. I can never remember who he’s supposed to be. Producer? Rapper? DJ?

Team Babette and Maury.

I beat my wife asking me to marry her by literally minutes. She had got an awesome ring and planned on asking me on the 4th of July in Washington DC at the Mall during all the fireworks. I had planned on doing the same. We both got exceptionally tired and we were resting in the Museum of Modern Art. I decided ‘what…

Potato chips on tuna salad. Best sandwich.

This is one of those unfortunate events where the corporate is too absorbed in corporate and definitely ignoring its army on the ground because just the general public can tell you

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

You seem upset.

So, yes?

This must be a joke. If it’s not, you’re insane.

This story is a black hole of What Is Going On?

If a woman has the means to stay at home, comfortably, with her children, the provider can provide more than enough — this is not a Job. It's Choice. Yes, of course, it is work. But show me ANY form of employment that isn't stressful. I'm a fully committed feminist, but I'm guessing that if you are even close to being…

WHERE IS SHADE COURT?!?

So you’re saying that because she’s rich, it’s not a big deal that the cops acted out of line and mistreated her? Cause she can just go back to her nice apartment and go to brunch?

BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON ALL DAY PLAYA!

bring back Crystal Gravy or GTFO

Comparing whether a police offer should be punished for shooting someone to a kid smoking pot is one of the worst comparisons I’ve ever read. I’m honestly a little impressed.

They need a copy editor worse than you guys :/

NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE REST OF THE GRAMMAR IN THIS PASSAGE IS ATROCIOUS