When I was a kid, we lived near a reservation in California. I had a few Native American classmates, but the majority were white. One weekend, one of the boys who lived on the reservation had a birthday party. He invited our entire class, including the 25-ish white students. Of those white classmates, only me and one…

hehe, She discovered him in a harlem shake video with this woman and put two and two together...

Who has the time for that shit? Especially if they have babies dangling of their boobs?

brelfies

Is breastfeeding more nourishing if it’s being photographed/Instagrammed or something?

No, it’s Becky.

See, I was thinking “custody disputes” were the number one thing that led to kidnapping, but that may be too dark for this?

More likely it was all “stop eating so much rice and eat fries like Americans” or something super ignorant. I think that’s much more likely than a subtle pop-culture/news reference.

Sadly, it required her death for her to become a household name in America and for her legacy to become a permanent part of pop culture. If she had lived... she wouldn't have been as remembered or become as popular as she did after her death, and likely would be mostly forgotten by now.

I’m on SNAP and bought 4 limes for $1 last week. I didn’t know I was a cluessless waste. The HORROR.

“prefixed menu”

“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.”

#teamAnyoneButRiley

I don’t even have to remember to go check on my batshit friend’s FB page. I will get a text from another mutual friend that is all the bad words and I know that Batshit has posted another Gwyneth-like post. I enjoy my Lazy Rage.

I would pay lots of money to not see infants.

I can’t stand Gwyneth Paltrow any more than any self-respecting red-blooded American, but I do find it pretty ironic that every single article I’ve seen about this has picked on the limes. Isn’t at least part of the whole awareness thing supposed to be, hey how about we all stop judging what people on food stamps…

I’m not sure I completely understand the disdain for this. Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow is almost always tone-deaf about her privilege. But in this case, she’s bringing attention to how woefully inadequate support for people is in this country. I suppose I can see the criticism about poverty voyeurism, but ultimately I do…

I hate this type of argument. Celebrities are rich so what do they really know about poverty - they get to go to Europe!

Wait, did he choose that name? Because if I was changing my name.... I would not pick that one.

If you live in a $30,000 house please tell me where because I would like one too please