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If it's rubbery, the cook fucked up.

I miss everything about TWoP.

Not the biggest Blake fan, but I REALLY love that the four girls in the Sisterhood movies are actually friends and have stayed very close friends throughout the years. The fact that they consistently show up to support one another at all of their endeavors, attend everyone's secret weddings, and are godmothers to

Hey, you know those really awkward nights where your SO and their friends are all getting together and so you sort of have to awkwardly get along with the SO's of your boyfriend's friends? Thinking about Ryan Reynolds, David Cross and Pete Cambpell having to do that is really cracking me up.

um..wut?

I threw in $100 to a GoFundMe for the shop because that's where my bridesmaids bought their dresses for my wedding. It's a nice shop with very lovely staff and it's good to know that Anna will be able to carry on!

Actually, that's exactly what it means.

To: all of those saying we should not be praising Hebdo and his organization because they ridiculed already marginalized groups. NO, THEY DID NOT. Their targets were the same as any satirist; tyrants, blowhards, and hypocrites who preach hate instead of following the tenets of their own religion. No peace loving

Pretty much everything about Kristen Bell makes me want to hang out with her and drink wine.

[Weekend at McBurnie's joke]

I didn't have children at my wedding simply because

I can't believe this show is still on and people still watch it after all the racist, sexist shit Trump has said and done. Just goes to show money and power get you everywhere in Hollywood. Quite appropriate they'd leave this part in, as it's a perfect reflection of Trump and the overall hush attitude that pervades

Cat construction machines........but of course!

I love that story!

I was six years old in 1996 and I was all like "Tied! to the hood! of a yellow! rental! truck! being packed! in with fertilizer!, and fuel! oil! Pushed! over a cliff! by a su!i!ci!dal Mickeeey! Mouse! Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh..."

I bet Idina Menzel would NEVER have lip synced the Star Spangled Banner at a Presidential Inauguration simply because she doesn't think being perceived as perfect is worth stealing the artistic authenticity in a moment like that from herself.

Perhaps this is an interesting difference between the live star and the radio

Just let the parents bury their kid.

Jesus, how much affirmation do thin white people need? Nearly every ad, billboard, movie role is not enough for you, you have to see yourself reflected in the look book of every single designer?

Somebody better make me some fucking mock turtle soup NOW!

This makes me very sad.

... So for Christmas, she gave him pictures of his cheaty-messages. Well, that's certainly gonna sting... y'know, if he managed to get a papercut or something.