• Shared hatreds of other people, places, things.

I always thought Diplos were just for kids too dumb to not swallow actual Legos..

How many more stories until this is done with Jezebel?

If $1000 for a days work is exploitation, I'd LOVE to be exploited.

I think they did more work slimming her waist than making her ass larger.

Okay, I wouldn't call VS good taste or good quality, and I wear it

I guess it would be fair to say Morales is low.

Hey, I like "Silly Love Songs"!

Jeffrey and Shoshanna sound insufferable. Cotton found a way out, hoping for the life of a coddled only cat, rather than being one of 31. Be free, Cotton.

Oh, TMZ. They're not identical twins, they're fraternal. They both look great, like sisters, like their other siblings, and like each other. What a weird piece of Nothing Burger.

you cant just ask people why they're black, Karen

That doesn't work if you've moved to a different state...

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

I'll probably sound like a huge bore but I just find her so incredibly overrated.

CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

Are they...blue?

I think we can all agree that the REAL victims in this story are her eyebrows.

It's the closest I've ever seen her come to a good hairstyle.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.