The cynic in me suspects that might be *why* she’s not coming back... 

It was a banger. I wouldn’t have been reading an article about MTG cards without it. 

“Canon is a fool’s stricture” Is this yours or an older quote? I ask because it sums up how I feel about a lot of the stupid complaints (not just racist ones) about entertainment properties I’ve seen, so I’m going to steal it.

Con Air does not belong on this list

It helps what? I need to know!

“a movie title that sure has a lot of punctuation in it” and one more word than you reported in the main text.

“I’ll always love this dumb universe” Yeah, this show is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I love it!

At this point is Dungeons & Dragons considered a success or not? Obviously it was never going to do Avatar or Mario numbers. 

Sure, it’s marketing, but does the average moviegoer even know who Ezra Miller is, let alone be aware of all the shady stuff they’ve been involved in?