marlowespade
Marlowespade
marlowespade

but in the spirit of the original concept... still nowhere near as good as david bowie’s original.

I resolve to give up on The AV Club this year and forever. I’ve been coming here since the Kinjapocalypse and... it just isn’t working. I hate how every other article on the homepage is Kinja Deals or some other Kinja website that isn’t The AV Club. I hate how we still don’t have nesting. Sorting chronologically is

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Yeah, it’s sad. I feel like I’m one of the few left here from the old days as well.

The Kinjaing of content delivery making navigation difficult, the sponsored posts or cross-posts bubbling up so that you’re uncertain where you last left off reading, the daily BEST PRICE EVER ON THE INSTANT POT posts from some guy named Shemp, the firing of good staff and cutting ties with wonderful freelancers, the

Kinja itself is profoundly annoying, but the really bad news is how it made so many people leave. Looking at the names left, I think I actually qualify as one of the seniorist members now, which is depressing.

DS9 is probably the best (and certainly my favorite) Star Trek installment, but it’s definitely not the most Star Trek of the Star Trek installments, and I understand why some people basically feel like it wasn’t true to the spirit as a result.

I love me some Marina Sirtis, but DS9 is objectively the best Star Trek series, and I assume there will be no nitpicky debating on this subject to follow.

I’m assuming this is a long con for a great Pikachu gag in Deadpool 3.

This thread of “Complete Guides to ___” is awesome. Keep it up.

The writeup for “Spirit of the Beehive” deserves a goddamn Pulitzer welded to a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

This entire article is better when read with Garrison Keillor’s voice while imagining a crowd laughing at various bits while you sit there not understanding what’s so funny.

The TV show is a sad story. There was a pilot, which got leaked (maybe to drum up interest), but the leaking enraged the WB so much they canned the whole thing.

People like Jeff Bezos are the reason I won’t make it even 2/3 of the way to 80.

I agree with the intended sentiment, but please fix this: “sexist man alive.” Uh, no.

Having rewatched Age of Ultron on cable, it really doesn’t suck, but dear god does is need some serious editing.

The climax of the movie is the emotionally-charged moment when Batman realizes that they’re actually called “Martha Boxes,” and I’ll just show myself out thanks

Yeah.

Is it time yet to create a Creeps sub-section of The AV Club?

I feel like those still are not accurate descriptors of the choices. You’re supposed to use Truth when the witness is being honest with you, Doubt when the witness is lying but you don’t have proof, and Lie when the witness is lying and you do have proof. Why can’t they make that clear?