Everyday the man is pushing us closer to civil war. If we get the bloodletting that levels the playing field that this country so richly and desperately needs and deserves..., then hell yes.

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

Do you know who else was once seen as a great leader who took over a downtrodden entity, turned it around, scored some huge victories, and was loved by tons of white people?

Maybe not legally, but their AD ended up at Liberty, which I’m pretty sure is hell’s waiting room, so perhaps cosmically.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

“Since it’s the Head Coach’s wife we have to be delicate. Now the BDSM Coach’s wife, totally different story.”

That Marchand analogy is awe inspiring and you should be proud

Samer, you left out the punch line to Pineda’s par tar usage in 2014: he tried the same thing during his next start, at Fenway, only on his neck instead of his hand, and got ejected.

Still the best Morrissey shirt:

Mike Francesa, donald trump and Vladimir Putin walk into a gay bar.....

Mike Francesca, Trump, a middle-school doofus farting his way through an oral report on a book he forgot to read.  They all sound identical.

you say one bad word about Florida Gulf Coast and I will cut you.

Northwestern also brought us Jon Heyman, mostly known for having the worst Baseball Hall of Fame ballot every year, non-Pedro Gomez edition. And of course, who can forget this wonderful Medill alum, who might seriously be the worst of the lot, including Rovell:

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

That’s certainly going to hurt his draft stock. No breakaway speed and trouble breaking tackles.

Your mom has a lumpy gravity field which tends to perturb orbits so much that the spacecraft eventually pile into the surface.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Applebee’s in Florida. There is your answer.