Do you know who else was once seen as a great leader who took over a downtrodden entity, turned it around, scored some huge victories, and was loved by tons of white people?

Maybe not legally, but their AD ended up at Liberty, which I’m pretty sure is hell’s waiting room, so perhaps cosmically.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

“Since it’s the Head Coach’s wife we have to be delicate. Now the BDSM Coach’s wife, totally different story.”

That Marchand analogy is awe inspiring and you should be proud

Samer, you left out the punch line to Pineda’s par tar usage in 2014: he tried the same thing during his next start, at Fenway, only on his neck instead of his hand, and got ejected.

Still the best Morrissey shirt:

Mike Francesa, donald trump and Vladimir Putin walk into a gay bar.....

Mike Francesca, Trump, a middle-school doofus farting his way through an oral report on a book he forgot to read.  They all sound identical.

you say one bad word about Florida Gulf Coast and I will cut you.

Northwestern also brought us Jon Heyman, mostly known for having the worst Baseball Hall of Fame ballot every year, non-Pedro Gomez edition. And of course, who can forget this wonderful Medill alum, who might seriously be the worst of the lot, including Rovell:

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

That’s certainly going to hurt his draft stock. No breakaway speed and trouble breaking tackles.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.

A police report, released by Bowling Green police...

This is a really nice tribute to Osborne, I hope his loved ones see it. I love TCM, especially the old Astaire dance musicals. I watched the most strangely acted movie “The Song of Bernadette” about a Catholic saint not to long ago. It was mesmerizing in its weirdness.

The two Dolphins fans behind him are laughing at his plight. Laughing right up until the moment Stephen Ross overpays him on a ten-year fully guaranteed contract.