Having information on Trump and giving it to Gizmodo instead of the New York Times and the Washington Post is like having an orphan and giving it to Jerry Sandusky instead of Daddy Warbucks

Let’s check in with the Sandusky famil- and oh my god never mind.

Klages was supposed to be like family to these girls. She always said her feelings for them were Paterno.

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

What are you talking about? Notre Dame is an upstanding institution that avoids the winds of controversy that leave other places high and dry.

Not pictured: The one hand in her pocket.

Beuerlein is a Notre Damer, so he’s probably guilty of something.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Isn’t it ironic?

Five For Fighting just got a bigger ovation than 3 Doors Down did playing an inauguration.

There is, but it’s not just in Muslim-majority countries. Inconveniently for Trump’s narrative, two of the worst offenders are Israel (a sizable percentage of West Bank Palestinians are Christian) and India (home of the Hindu nationalists with whom he’s buddied up).

Ricky Henderson.

No

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

You root for some random ass teams.

Bernie would’ve won.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.