Saban’s ultimatum: you can pick just one.

York is like a walking Hamilton Nolan article festooned with blinky lights about the terminal arrogance of late-stage capitalism.

+1 for pun(ted) observation

This needs more stars

For chrissakes now we’re gonna need a protocol for refs- just one more thing that’s a woman’s fault.

That no-hitter saved my marriage so I’ve had a soft spot for him in my heart...until this year when “Buchholz is pitching” became synonymous with ‘liver for dinner’ in our household. So yeah, this makes us happy, but in a good way: he gets an opportunity to redeem himself without the ignominy of an outright release,…

Iowa fans are the biggest lushes in the Big 10. I once saw three Hawkeye fans beat the living crap out of each other at an ACC/B10 challenge game at the United Center. The Duke fans thought it was the most entertaining 2 minutes of the game.