It’s literally what they’re doing. And why they will never fix it. It’s the best advertisement for the new N64 controller they could hope for. And it’s scummy as hell.

The button mapping is legit awful. And it’s even worse that they don’t offer a button remapping option natively within the app for each game. Yes, I know that you can remap buttons in the main Switch system menu, but that is hardly ideal, and you can’t do that for each individual game in the N64 app.

-puts on his nerd glasses again-

Weird. The old guy in Resident Evil Village (who gives you your handgun) looked extremely realistic in that game. But  he only shows up for like barely a minute before he dies. 

When I think of Rockstar and Nintendo consoles, the first games I always think of are Body Harvest and Space Station Silicon Valley. Two games that very much paved the way for GTA3 eventually. You can really see to roots of that game in those games on the N64.

Spoilers time!

I guess the sarcasm didn’t come off strong enough in my post. XD

Makes a good case for a screen protector by using an x-acto knife and box cutter on the screen. Seems legit.

I can’t wait for my Playdate handheld to arrive later this year. I love quirky gadgets like this.

Disk Rot: “Hold my beer.”

Bummer! But I’m absolutely for a delay to improve a game. So they can take all the time they need.

This just makes my blood boil. I have personal experience with this from my previous job. I made several harassment complaints to HR and my manager over the nine years I worked there, and not once did the company do anything to address it. Absolutely toxic and infuriating. I even threatened to quit once over it, and…

Hard to feel bad for them when they provoked Sony to begin with. You reap what you sow.

We must have played a different game, because Samus shows a ton of emotion in Dread. 

Truth

Does Corpse Run not know that skits are optional in Tales games?

It can be disabled from the service menu (which can only be accessed with a service remote or a LogiTech remote). But doing that voids the warranty on the TV.

It doesn’t. I’ve tried everything. The only solution is to access the service menu and disable an option there, but you need a special remote (or a LogiTech remote) to do that, and it voids the warranty on the TV. 

I’ve never really watched anything from Chappelle before, so I didn’t even know this about him. But I’m glad this news is bringing it to light, so I can avoid him in the future.

My biggest problem with the game is that you basically can’t play it on an LG OLED TV. The TV keeps making the game darker and darker to the point where you can barely even see it anymore. And there is no way to make the TV stop doing that outside of voiding your warranty.