Because it doesn’t release this week...

I don’t go to parties. You need friends to do that.

There’s a decent probability that this week’s Corpse Run will not age well.

Brilliant! 

So it’s a station, that you can play on? One could even call it a...play...station! Sounds like a kids toy. It’ll never catch on......

The Xbox 360 version of Revenge was better than Burnout 3. Easily the best Burnout game.

They lost me at “open world”. Burnout is awful in the open world format, as evidenced by Burnout Paradise. All they need to do is make a new Dangerous Driving game like the first one, but with an actual budget. That game was great for what it was, but it was so lacking in presentation, UI, music, etc.

This guy is such a moron. This is WTF levels of stupidity.

No, it is DoA6 that is nearly $2,000 in micro transactions. It has already well surpassed DoA5's total for micro transactions (which totaled around $1,200). They ramped up that business model exponentially with DoA6.

which contains a bizarre cutscene where Jill uses her thighs to hold a zombie’s head..? 

That last frame in Life in Aggro is freaking perrrrrfect. 

He totally did. 

I’ve only played the original Mass Effect, but when I did I played as a good guy on my first play through, and a bad guy on my second play through. It was actually more fun playing the bad guy.

Capcom has trained me to not buy their retro collections until they’re on sale because they constantly discount them by a lot on the Switch eShop. So as much as I’m looking forward to the Mega Man Zero/ZX collection, I can wait for a sale and get it for 50% off. If it was a new game, I’d get it right away, but I can…

Hmm...I think Awkward Zombie and Double XP are the winners this week.

But isn’t kissing something and touching something one and the same? *head explodes*

It’s because he became self aware. It begins.

lol, you have to not hit rematch after every battle. XD

If you want to play team battles in Ultimate, you have to select free-for-all (or “Smash” as it’s called in the menu) as your preference. Believe me, it works. I’ve done a lot of testing, and if you select free-for-all, you get way more team battles than if you select team battle as your preference. Yes, the match…

This is wrong. You can only restore your island if your console is lost/stolen/broken. And you can only do it once. They do not allow you to simply transfer your island from one Switch to another, and have repeatedly been very specific about that.