I’m sharp as a tack, and quick as a whip. 

Nah, it really does just suck.

Is there a difference between Corpse Run’s artwork this week and their usual art? Because I can’t tell the difference.

90s Arcade Racer is one of the worst cases of vaporware I’ve seen in recent years. They literally go years between updates on the game. With the most recent one being essentially “Uhhh...yeah, we’re totally still working on this!”

Into the gate you go!

Weird ass games like this from Japan are clear signs that we are indeed in the best timeline. Never change Japan. Never change.

Life in Aggro dealing with the true menace.

I agree with most of this list except for F-Zero’s placement. That game is still damn good. It should be in the top 10 here.

You’re a week late on that one!

Please be a total reboot without Ash. Pleeeeaaasse!

Clueless Hero is....clueless about humor.

I’ve always enjoyed DQ’s music. Including DQXI’s. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Yes! Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse was such a great game. I remember that I asked for that game for Christmas back when it first released, and my Parents accidentally bought me Final Fantasy Mystic Quest instead. Needless to say, we returned it to the store the day after Christmas and exchanged it for Magical…

No SNES version of Aladdin = No deal

Leeerrooyy Jenkins!

I don’t even know what ogay means...

But I’m not finished with Fire Emblem Three Houses yet! >_<

We got two Fridays in a row here people! I repeat! Two Fridays in a row!

I see Double XP knows what the best Final Fantasy game is!

Super Metroid. It’s the greatest game sequel ever made.