The title points this our: you're too old to get it. Most of us are.

I met so many grifters like this when I was in the Special Forces. 

Shorthand for shit-can.

that’s what they call crappy cars in the UK

Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

Its interesting to me that the single spoke failed while in tension (at the top) and not when it was at the side. I would have expected the combination of the moment force and sheer when at the 9 o’clock position to cause it to fail first.

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Where have you parked your Tesla?

#COTD

“Sweep the leg, Johnny!” was the best line.

I have beer if you want to come over and cry with me. I’m here for you, Porscheless brother.

Wasn't the best line, "wax on, wax off"? 

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

You are not going to get an ear infection through coming in contact with an ear bud that was in someone else ear. Ear infections occur in the middle ear which is behind your ear drum. Viruses and bacteria can’t infect the middle ear from the outer side of the ear drum unless you have a compromised ear drum.

MSRP: “1 ton” of cash

Anyone else remember when “1/2 ton”, “3/4 ton”, & “1 ton” told you how much weight you could put in a vehicle ( not tow)? Now it’s “I can put nearly 4 tons of shit in my 1 ton truck.”

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

I don’t care how many boxes of alcohol wipes you go through, if it’s something that’s been in someone else’s ear, it’s not going anywhere near mine.