The tattoo artist misspelled Unemployable, but it gets the message across.

MSRP: “1 ton” of cash

Anyone else remember when “1/2 ton”, “3/4 ton”, & “1 ton” told you how much weight you could put in a vehicle ( not tow)? Now it’s “I can put nearly 4 tons of shit in my 1 ton truck.”

By refusing witness protection, he’s opting for the shotgun removal method... Once it’s done, you won’t even recognize him.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

‘...have to fund some aggressive removal’. Like close-range sandblasting. Hell, I’d throw some money in just to see that happen to that shitworm.

Fuck this shit.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Jason’s content > everything

I hit a point about halfway through this when I thought, “I have absolutely no idea what this is actually about anymore.”

Granted this may be more of a commentary on my own reading skills, but that took me three attempts to read and comprehend the point Billy was trying to make.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

I’m with you, but we do need some way to enforce their not slashing wages accordingly. If the answer is that my annual salary goes down by 20% then no.

No, we’ll need to call them something different but same. How about...Onions? It’ll be all the rage...

No, workers do not need unions, workers need to form their own organizations, independent of the unions and the two capitalist parties

Jalopnik: Herpes is unpleasant.

This needs more stars.

Fake news

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.