Instead of imagining, lets get some examples. Got any?

A citizen of the United Kingdom kneeling for the American national anthem is supposed to accomplish what exactly?

now each face a maximum sentence of 20 years

Oh. A BALD joke.

It’s a Saturday. It’s game day. Why the fuck do you have a whistle hanging off your neck, bald headed coach?

Hahah you’re welcome. Its funny seeing that the Gulf countries having had female drivers since the days of camel back rides...and only now does Saudi Arabia allow women to drive cars!!

In all honesty, I don’t know how anyone with a conscience can keep watching after seeing that.

Logic checks out.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

La’anat aleyki ya Saeeqa. Roughly translates to “curse you, female driver”

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

How did he pay for them? Did he have his wallet in his uniform pants? What’s the protocol about that?

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

Am 29. Still makes me laugh.

Ruptured testicles is about the worst thing that could happen to any man, let alone a 13 year old boy who can barely get through the word “testicles” without laughing.

If you think im spending 2,500$ on a set of wheels, youre mad.

I like it. The price leaves money in the till to shoot a new coat of something less dreadful, which it desperately needs.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

I think the real question is "What happens if you ingest bread mold?" As I've certainly ingested quite a bit in my life and nothing has ever happened.