F*cking hell this is horrible. GM done shit the bed...again.

1. Where are you going? - To the pub for a beer.

Fancy Jason?

Fixed it for you.

At least when it leaves Cars & Coffee we’ll still be able to hear the tires squealing.

Necco Wafers....ugh.. Just the worst.

Guys. He said he lives in DC. He NEEDS to just buy a Civic SI...trust me.

This.

Too soon?

Lord I wish I could tweet about fake news being spread about me at 9am in the morning while sipping on Armand de Brignac whilst and wondering what the hell I’m going to purchase today on my Amex Black Card.

Stand right, walk left.

Can’t we all just go back to rotary phones?

Can? 

Something to do with them pissing on Canada at some point in history?

Elon does not care about your pathetic logic. He is the master and overlord and will do what he wants and how he wants it.

What’s it really like with a family of 5 buckled in? I love CX-5, and really want to know if I have 5 people trolling around the mall parking lot...how well does the diesel engine do?

So we aren’t going to talk about the hairy-ass lead picture? Just going to talk about the content of the story?

Jason. You are the greatest Jalop ever.

Needs more stars.....

Answered my own question.